Submission (#6458) Approved

(It seems like there was a significant amount of effort put into making the handwriting legible.)

Your Name: CRYPT!!!
Your Species: TRABBEL HATSLING

(The handwriting changes to a softly glowing ink, as if their drixie companion Ghool was helping to transcribe and decipher Crypt’s babbling.)

1. Why you want to intern for the R.R.A:
If I can travel aaaaall across Ranebo, think of all the friends we could make! More trabbles and trixies and ranebos and it’ll be so much fun! And since we already look for clues in Rougewood to help the others sleep tight, I can be an adventuring buddy for the RRA! I love adventures!

2. What you hope to achieve in this position:
Friends! More friends! I want to make more friends than all my other friends and their friends! And I want you to be my friend too! And I want to see cool things, like a REAL MANTABU!!! Did you know that mantabu actually exist, Ghool?! Imagine what else is in Ranebo!!! And… (The paragraph seems to trail off.)

3. Confirm your understanding of the clearly communicated risks associated with the position:
(It seems the written response is covered in muddy footprints, likely from Crypt bouncing in excitement on top of the paper. The writing is unintelligible.)

4. Any recent unusual sightings you would like to report to the R.R.A:
So one night, I was in the forest because Ori and Chirr wanted to look for stars, and I saw a thing called GOO! It was black, but it was nighttime, but even Ghool couldn’t give it light goo! So I took out my lantern, but when I looked, it was GONE!!! It made me sad, because I couldn’t make friends with it, and now I only have 1,378 friends. So now I need to find my friend!!!

(On the back of the paper is a crude drawing of Crypt scribbled with crushed berry paste.)